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Jun 03

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the-absolute-best-posts:

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Forget Prince Harry, George Percy comes with Hogwarts

greencristina:

babywecouldfucktherights:

Thought you might change your minds too!

COINCIDENCE THAT HIS NAME IS COMPRISED OF THE NAMES OF TWO WEASLEY CHILDREN?

I THINK NOT.

Suddenly I am straight and interested in this man, whoa.

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onesideofanampersand:

darksideoftherainbow:

optionallygrammatical:

accio-dumb-thoughts:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alexander the alright

the acceptable four

the “I’ve seen better” lakes

the “eh” race

the average spiderman

the whatever world of disney

passable expectations

the ordinary wizard of oz

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• (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
• Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
• (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
• Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
• Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
• (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
• Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

Jun 02

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