February 2012
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When you have three friends with the same name only spelled differently.
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gayerthanjew:
every day i am thankful i do not have a penis so i can be secretly aroused whenever
Seriously though I think about this a lot.
I said "Cow!" to a woman on a bike earlier today.
most-awkward-moments:
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I just warned her about.
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Everyone in the house is getting moved around...
My room is going to be all steampunk’d out, only I need ideas. Like color palettes, furniture ideas, decor, stuff such as that. Any good ones, guys?
I’m going to go to the restore and some thrift stores later and find all of the good old shit I can. >:D
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“Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold.”
BEST WAY TO END THAT, EVER.
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pointy-earedbastard:
samstopswinging:
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meganninwonderland:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
Meryl Streep could play Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars and I’d believe her
Meryl could play Leonardo DiCaprio and win...
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Hahahaha watching Out At The Wedding, something I never caught “You’d order the hot dog, and I’d order the tuna sandwich.”
Awkwardly the only person in my house laughing.
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Utah House Passes Bill Banning All Sex Ed Unless... →
kateordie:
kyrax2:
thesexuneducated:
Look everyone! More religious cross over into the government! Look everyone! Governments completely ignoring hard data like states with abstinence only sex education programs have high teen pregnancy rates!
Wow! It sounds like Utah REALLY wants to see a skyrocketing abortion rate!
Hey, teenagers of America? You can all come stay at my house until...
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Catching up on 2homos podcasts. They’re currently talking about periods and tampons and pads and shiz, I’ve never enjoyed period talk but this is hilarious.
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sunshinesugarlips asked: HOLD UP. AND YOU LIVE IN VA.